My top 10 favorite funniest Msn Quotes :
1) There are 10 types of people in this world . People who understand binary and people who don't.
2) The last you got some ass was when your finger slipped through the toilet paper.
3) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
4) If Jack Helped you off a horse,would you help Jack off a horse.
5) The best time to get diarrhea is when you have constipation.
6) Don't drink water , fishes have sex in it.
7) The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
8) " Be nice to geeks, chances are you will end up working for them. " - Bill Gates
9) If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
10) I am like a bar of chocolate , half sweet and half nuts .
Fell free to add you own funny msn quotes / one liners at the comments .